Archive for April, 2007

I am alive!

Posted in Personal on April 29th, 2007 by kellanstec – Be the first to comment

A student working hard on his final exam.I realize that it has been nearly two weeks since my last update. The main reason is that I am just kicking off finals week. Sadly, rugby is over. But on the plus side, I don’t have to dedicate much time to that anymore and I can concentrate on my studies. Finals shouldn’t be too difficult for me this semester. I am only taking twelve credits worth of actual class, but I am also testing out of website design. I still need to finish that website too. Here’s what my finals schedule looks like:

  • Tuesday: Sociology – 150 pt. comprehensive final (10:30am-12:30pm), German – presentation final (1:00pm-3:00pm)
  • Wednesday: Anthropology – final research paper (8:00am-10:00am)
  • Thursday: Server Management – hacker security final (8:00am-10:00am)

A fairly light week compared to some of my friends. The Sociology should be fine; I haven’t had a problem with Snowden’s tests yet. Evan and I are doing our German presentation on sauerkraut and dumplings. He is making a crock-pot of it and reading the recipe, and I will give a brief history of the food. It has to be done entirely in German, but doesn’t have to be very long.

I haven’t started the Anthropology paper yet, but I plan to get to it tonight. The assignment is to choose a culture from a list and write why I think it best represents an Indo-European culture. It might be a bit tricky to write a paper about that, but I should manage. I think the most enjoyable final will be for Server Management. We get to hack into a Windows computer from a remote site! It should be a lot of fun.

Aside from classes, I hope to have as much fun as possible with my friends up here before I have to leave them for three months. We’ll probably go to Norfolk and see Spiderman 3 together if it works out okay. I can’t wait for that. So, since I don’t have a very busy week, if you would like to do something with me before summer break hits, let me know!

Don’t be sexist–broads hate that

Posted in Culture, Satire on April 16th, 2007 by kellanstec – 2 Comments

Chances are good that a modern feminist chosen at random would have you believe that certain words in the English language are a derivation from the male root, and make it seem like women are inferior. Words like female and woman seem to be based off of a male root word, with a prefix to indicate the opposite sex.

In anthropology today, I was surprised to learn that this is not the case. We were discussing language, and my professor made a point to stop at this topic. She said that in “Ye Olde English”, man was simply used to indicate a person, regardless of gender. The word human has the root humus, which means earth. The word human means literally “earth person”. The respective words to indicate gender for male and female were werman and wifman. Man was gender neutral. Eventually, the wer prefix was dropped and man was then indication of masculinity. In case you were wondering, the word “wife” comes from the old word, wifman.

The possible reason for this is because England was a patriarchal, or male dominated society. Just because the meaning of a word was changed at some point in the history of a language, does this someone should be offended by its changed meaning? There are a number of other attributes to our language that are sexist. Example: Mother Nature. Vehicles are commonly referred to as female. They are not meant to be offensive. They aren’t meant to demean anybody. The words human and mankind were not meant to refer only to men. They refer to people. Should we alter major words in our language simply because someone is offended by their imagined meaning?

We have the words fireman, mailman, and milkman are called so because historically these jobs were done only by men. Should the language change because a few women choose an occupation that was largely occupied by men when the occupation was created? Some of these words have been changed to gender-neutral variants, such as firefighter and mail carrier. I’m wondering if anyone is offended by the homophonic word “mail”, and would have it changed to “postage”. There are derogatory terms used for men too, you know. Buddy, buster, stud, etc.

Changing words that are deemed offensive by a few people is absolutely ridiculous and excessive political correctness. If we eliminate every mention of men in our words, our language is left butchered. We get herstory instead of history. Disregard the fact that history has nothing to do with the pronon “his”. Vikings? What about the Viqueens?! Thomas Jefferdaughter!? This is incredibly stupid. It’s just like the people in Texas who wanted their official greeting changed from “hello” to “heaveno”. What on earth are they thinking?! Might as well eliminate the word hell from everything–like seasheavens.

There have also been movements to change feminine words that contain imaginary male roots. Womyn is the proposed new spelling of woman, since woman is sexist. If arbitrarily removing vague masculine references from a language isn’t sexist, I don’t know what is. I thought the goal of feminists was to eliminate sexism? The fact is, women and men are different. You can’t alter a language to change that. Men are, in general, more muscular than women. But, there are some women who are stronger than most men. Women are, in general, better at child rearing than men. However, I know of a few men who are better at caring for their child than their wife. That’s reality; it just has to be dealt with.

Besides, there are more pressing issues in women’s rights. In Muslim countries, women are commonly flogged for showing an inch too much skin. They are not allowed to operate automobiles. There is no reason why a woman in the United States should be complaining about their oppression. Granted, there are cases where this does not apply, but the general rule of thumb* is that a feminist is full of herself.

So let’s laugh about it. Offended by those wicked men? Smile. Remember what Stephen Colbert once said, “If we all stopped talking about racism, wouldn’t racism just go away?” When you get pissy because you think something is racist or sexist, you are labeling what’s racist and sexist. Sometimes someone is purposefully sexist, and if you complain you are giving them instructions on how to offend. It’s not always that big of a deal. I will close with a joke that you’ve probably already heard to lighten your spirits. Don’t lie, you know it’s hilarious.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you told the bitch twice already.

* About the rule of thumb: what you’ve heard is false. Its origin never had anything to do with domestic assault, and the first recorded case referencing the phrase to domestic violence was in 1976.

Those Jews make it sound so bad

Posted in Media, Politics on April 11th, 2007 by kellanstec – 1 Comment

On March 26th’s countdown with Keith Olbermann, Tom DeLay once again passes under the idiot spotlight when in his new book, he compares his investigation of election manipulation and money laundering to Hitler’s great lie. He is convinced that those damn liberals are out to get him. “Liberals have finally joined the ranks of scoundrels like Hitler,” says DeLay. The guy just won’t stop running his mouth. It’s not going to keep him from going to jail, where he belongs. Here is the entire quote, in context:

I believe it was Adolf Hitler who first acknowledged that the big lie is more effective than the little lie, because the big lie is so audacious, such an astonishing immorality, that people have a hard time believing anyone would say it if it wasn’t true.

You know, the big lie — like the Holocaust never happened or dark-skinned people are less intelligent than light-skinned people. Well, by charging this big lie about money laundering, liberals have finally joined the ranks of scoundrels like Hitler.

Woah, maybe he should find a source before he tells you what he “believes” was said by whom.

Whether he likes it or not, he broke the law. “I have done nothing wrong, I have violated no law, no regulation, no rule of the House,” he sulks. Well, I’m sorry to say, but it really looks like he did break the law. There is immense evidence that confirms the indictment that he accepted an illegal political contribution and laundered money. Hence, breaking the law. The Jews did nothing aside from being Jewish. How he can compare his “persecution” to the annihilation of an entire race/religion of people is beyond my intellectual capacity.

He talks about criminalizing politics and big lies, but he is forgetting that this is the basic facet of the current administration. Bush lied about the level of certainty that we had about the WMDs in Iraq. God told him to invade Iraq, but apparently had forgotten to mention that there were no WMDs in Iraq.

DeLay needs to bend over, grab his ankles, and take it like a man. Okay, bad analogy. Seriously though, he got himself into this mess and playing the blame game isn’t going to get himself out of it. No matter how hard he points his finger and how many reductio ad hitlerums he uses. Those “liberal scoundrels” of congress are doing their jobs.

Would it be right to compare a police officer arresting you for stealing to Hitler? Of course not. Laws are in place for a reason. Some make more sense than others, but the particular ones he broke prevent people from cheating in the political system. DeLay needs to stop acting like a victim and accept the fact that when you break a law, there will be ramifications.

The best April Fools’ joke ever

Posted in Comedy, Media, Satire on April 2nd, 2007 by kellanstec – Be the first to comment

The bulk of yesterday was spent by me hating April Fools ‘ Day. I could hardly read the news on digg without suspecting every story to be a joke. I’m happy to say that I didn’t have any pranks pulled on me, and I didn’t pull any on anyone else. It continued like this until I turned on the television to watch Adult Swim, like I do every Sunday.

A few weeks ago, Adult Swim began running television advertisements for the television premiere of their new movie (!), Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. Why? “Because we’re fucking crazy,” they say. The internet schedule verified this; a two-hour block was reserved for the premiere.

Click for sourceWell, the date was April 1st. I knew this had to be a prank. But, they did it. I turned on the TV and there it was: the entire movie was playing. It was in the bottom left corner of the screen and the size of a postage stamp. It has no sound over the normal programming.

I start giggling. Then an enormous advertisement slides in to inform me that I am watching the new movie. It covers nearly half the screen. By this point I’ve lost it. Adult Swim made April Fools ‘ Day worth it.

Last year, Adult Swim aired anime with engrish subtitles and inserted fart noises randomly. But nothing tops this prank. They advertised for it, and they actually did it. It’s way too damn small to see, but they really did air the movie. Absolutely hilarious.

After they did that, I was hoping the awful Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job episode that aired on the Fix last Friday was a prank. It wasn’t. That was the worst episode ever. Maybe that was the joke.